Happy Birthday Jessica Biel, You’re Movie Is Going Straight to DVD

Posted by Rachel at 2 March 2009

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Just as MoonDog is wishing Jessica Biel a happy birthday, I come across this gem from The Angry T that says Biel’s movie Powder Blue is going straight to DVD. Oh, is that the movie where she plays a stripper? Well, no wonder movie theaters don’t want it: the trenchcoat movie days were over a long time ago. As The Angry T guy writes, there’s a ton of crap in theaters these days, so probably no one would have noticed if they’d thrown Powder Blue out there, but as he also points out, it would have really only driven sales for other movies that would provide cover for sneaking in to see Jessica Biel stripping.

Also, maybe it’s just because she’s been around forever, but doesn’t Jessica Biel seem a lot older than 27? Weird.

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