In honor of Derrick Rose tossing Zach Randolph’s cookies, here’s another Rose who will probably make you toss your cookies: Katherine Rose, one of Maxim’s Hometown Hotties.
Take a short break and watch this awesome dunk (too bad the Bulls lost – Wah!) and then proceed on to the bootylicious Ms. Katherine Rose.
I’m not exactly sure why Allison Stokke isn’t just selling herself like crazy. Seriously, she could not have to work a day in her life by the time she graduated if she did some Jenn Sterger-like promotion. The girl is redonkulously hot and one of the most sought after young ladies on the internet. She could probably get a mil easy by posing for Playboy, and she probably wouldn’t even have to show anything more than bare chest.
Speaking of girls making bank, ain’t nothing wrong with a little Blake Lively.
Did anyone else watch the Bulls yesterday? That was one of the best games I’ve ever seen! Of course, it helps that I’m a Bulls fan as opposed to a Celtics fan. Sorry, Boston!
And once again, Derrick Rose was frickin amazing! He totally looked like he’d been there a million times before. He was cool throughout the game even when he turned the ball over a couple times. Simply unflappable. Oh, and he tied the scoring record for a rookie in a playoff game with 36 points. The announcers were really annoying though, like every time he made a jump shot they made a big deal about how he can’t make jump shots. What? And they didn’t say anything Effin Big Baby Davis was hitting jump shots! If the game hadn’t started at 11:30, I totally would have started a drinking game with my friends for every time the announces put down the Bulls. “The Bulls really look like they belong here.” No shit, dude, they were the 7th best team in the East. I mean, they’re not Cleveland or anything, but they’re not the Bucks or Pacers. We would have been plastered out of our minds by half time.
Anyway, in honor of Derrick’s historical first game, here is a gallery of another lovely lade who shares at least a fake last name with him: Addison Rose.
I’m not sure how the Kings decided to trade away John Salmons and Brad Miller for Drew Gooden and Andres Nocioni, since they basically downgraded at both positions by doing so, but I’ll take it! Miller is like the Evangeline Lilly of the basketball world: mostly hot, but in a rugged way with some weird looking moments captured every once in a while. If only we could combine John Salmons and Ben Gordon into a single player. Oh wait, then we’ve have Michael Redd (rest that injury in peace, brother).
In honor of Derrick Rose leading the Bulls with 22 points (and only trailing Dwight “Superman” Howard who had 26) and tying Brad Miller with 5 assists (thanks Brad!), here is another beautiful lady who shares a surname. (Pretty lucky too, since I just discovered her yesterday by total coincidence)