MoonDog got the timing right by posting a birthday message to Sophie Howard in time for me to link to it on her actual birthday. She’s more of the Anti-Backside type, but is anyone complaining? I mean, as you can see, she does have some definite backside potential. As for the MoonDogger himself, it seems he’s going to stop providing me with easy content and go back to being a real sports writer. I kind of feel bad that it took him a year to realize that Sports (as a general subject) is just piggybacking on the Internet. As he realized (and as you can I am totally aware), the Internet is driving by Geeks and Porn (and the two are not mutually exclusive). If you want to hit the vein of gold that runs through the tubes, you need to tap the geeks or the people who are looking for girls. One final option if you really want to stay true to your Sports is: gambling. Anything other way about it and you’re basically doing what you do for the love of the game and hoping maybe one day you’ll win the internet lottery (not affiliated with actual gambling) with some huge phenomenon that will get you a year’s salary in a day.

Next up: As I reported in this post (complete with Adriana Lima pictures), Victoria’s Secret Model Adriana Lima was dating Memphis Grizzlies Point Guard Marko Jaric. Well, over Valentine’s Day weekend the two eloped. That’s old news, though, because as MoonDog reports, Adriana Lima has hinted she’s about to be a Jaric’s baby mama. Well, at least we hope it’s Jaric’s baby. But, that might explain the hasty nuptuals, right? You can find pictures of Adriana at any and all of those links above.

Who watches the Watchmen? Well, after seeing Malin Akerman on Manofest, I certainly will be.